"Blink Twice" - Adult Humor Greeting Card

Blink Twice is the card for when someone’s gone suspiciously quiet and you’re starting to wonder if they’ve joined a cult, moved to Mars, or just ghosted you with flair. Featuring soft shades of pink and a snarky front message, this blank-inside card lets you check in without sounding clingy—just mildly concerned for their survival. Perfect for long-lost friends, flaky acquaintances, or anyone overdue for a response.

Blank on the inside with room for a personal message.

Includes a bright white envelope so you can mail it, gift it, or casually toss it into a pile and still look like you planned ahead.