"Hello, Not Dead" - Adult Humor Greeting Card

Hello, Not Dead is the card for when it’s been way too long and you’re starting to wonder if your friend fell off the planet—or just got really bad at texting. Featuring beautiful blue florals and a sarcastic check-in, this card says “I care” with just the right amount of sass. Perfect for long-lost pals, ghosting acquaintances, or anyone overdue for a reality-based hello.

Blank on the inside with room for a personal message.

Includes a bright white envelope so you can mail it, gift it, or casually toss it into a pile and still look like you planned ahead.